August 2012
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
July 2012
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like idk i feel like i’m going crazy but maybe i’m already crazy so
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fuckyeahloldemort:
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
andrvw:
pugmaster:
who let the dogs out
who the fuck cares
oldirtydee:
can i just meet new people already
krinkmedown:
For me, there is only you
Anonymous asked: Do you ever get orgasms when staring into the eyes of a buffalo dressed as a pirate while rubbing orange peels on your armpits?
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bout to go to seaworld and see my bestfriend~