There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
like idk i feel like i’m going crazy but maybe i’m already crazy so
fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
andrvw: pugmaster: who let the dogs out who the fuck cares
oldirtydee: can i just meet new people already
krinkmedown: For me, there is only you
Anonymous asked: Do you ever get orgasms when staring into the eyes of a buffalo dressed as a pirate while rubbing orange peels on your armpits?
bout to go to seaworld and see my bestfriend~